POEMS

The Incredible Hulk

I am monster. Very bad, always unglad.

Smash, Bash.

Me weak, you strong. Trash.

Puny human hurt Hulk

Destroy all who gets in my way

Before I get too weary again.

I.
If only I was given a chance

Basil

With scales binding across its coin-ed ends, an animal hides in a tree, to eat off all the rodents that were brave enough to find what’s inside, fewer and fewer remained, and soon only the ruthless loner stayed, all day, all night, until one day the tree was split into threes along with everything inside, whatever survived was relocated in a cage plated with iron bars where it slitters and survives, isolate and mean, and where a child can see its catty eyes, maybe all it needed was a name.

The Great Gazoo

Dance a triple left footed tango

Soar with the wind in perfect tempo

Sing to the starry moon at night.

Love as if your heart reaches the heights

of your dreams and ambitions or whatever 

you hold dear.

Then hold it nearer to whoever you

do, move closer, lean further in.

Make way for The Great Gazoo.

Sleepytime is Nigh

Super awake and dark outside

These are the worst of times

Sleep today. Sleep tomorrow

Sleep every day of the week

Don’t stay awake

Bad for the brain

Don’t eat late 

Bad for the weigh

Asleep from 9 to 5

Awake by day

I didn’t get to decide

Everything in its own time

Lions on a mound

Sleep is all we have

Literally makes the world go round

I have lost my mind

I’m extremely fucking tired right now it’s 5:49 right now leave me alone

Stupid Box 

Dunce cap

Story breeding

In,nate

Bottom fed

Bottle catching

Pig freaking

Mouth breathing

Perry Como

Joe Schmoing

Night glowing

Gay old time having

Merry Melody zapping 

Recorded in front of a live studio audience

Stupid Box

You ruined my life!

Duh. Huh?

Poems are Dumb and I Hate Poetry

Back in High school with Mr Lloyd

Real name, see if I care

Writing down slop on paper

I don’t give two bites

Eat my shorts

I give it a title

Named I. H. P.

For the ignorant and dumb

I Have Poems

For the smart and intellectual

Internal Horadric Palindromes

For the correct answer

You already know

Don’t have a cow

Man

~Antonio Vidal